Monday, August 4, 2008

Riis Beach Monster

After much brouhaha (I hate this word but can never resist employing it at any opportunity) surrounding the sighting of the "Montauk Monster"- cast your weary eyes upon the Riis Beach monster. While the Montauk Monster looks like a fetal donkey and straddles the line between cuddly and repulsive, the Riis Beach monster resembles a peace- loving burqa babe broken free from reform school, and straddles the line between precious and adorable. The Riis Beach monster responds well to bicycles, sandwiches, and flirting. Its natural enemies are math, bad manners, and boys with guitars.