Wednesday, July 30, 2008

When a Bird Shit On Me In Central Park

That face is how I feel, like, all the time.

1 comment:

frannywagner said...

oh hunny. this one time? we took our kids to disney world for the first time and after the parade of characters there was a mad dash of seagull (garbagegulls) to get the kids leftover popcorn and one of them flew just close enough to crap in my eye. i was wearing glasses so this took precision on the bird's behalf. i went to the bathroom to flush my eye and vomit.